Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Um, is this a hold up?

Effective spiel, read by 3rd party activist groups: "Please support small-time entrepreneurs in general in order to keep them off the streets and out of trouble."

Ineffective spiel, read by an individual small-time entrepreneur: "Please buy some of this candy to keep me off the streets and out of trouble."

Someone should notify these subway-hopping candy sellers that their script is fundamentally flawed.