Unix's PR problem

(I love Linux, and highly recommend it to anyone, now that it's so trouble-free, so don't interpret this in any way to the contrary :)

A friend of mine said this to me and I died laughing, as did several other people at my book club last night, so I thought the broader world might appreciate it too.

redacted: omg using unix comp [at school] so horrible
Vera: why?
redacted: it popped up command line after i figured out how to log in
redacted: and i had no idea of any commands or how to open the internet to look up commands
redacted: iw as about to text you but we're underground
redacted: so i pulled out my "welcome" packet and ended up typing in man -k internet | less
redacted: and then it scrolled and a weird message appeared and every button i pressed made the computer beep loudly and do nothing
redacted: so in a panic after many minutes i just closed the command window with the little x button
redacted: and then i couldnt figure out how to re-open or even how to log off. so i just stared at this blank screened computer
redacted: you could make a movie out of it